Three Word Story

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trip over. Fire

Wesley J

, like St Elmo's,

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never seems to

Wesley J

hurt fire salamanders

Raptor Eye

or dragons with

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fire hoses. You

Raptor Eye

couldn't make it

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due to conflicting

Piglet

commitments, causing the

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painted socks to

Pangolin Guerre

be proud of.

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Pride, however, is

Spike

like painting socks;

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the more you

Spike

paint your socks,

Raptor Eye

falling head over

Wesley J

heel, the more

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likely it is

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that the Bogeyman

Curiosity killed

will steal your

mousethief

mother's beautiful red

balaam

dental floss, which

Piglet

she applies every

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to her cat

Wesley J

Piglet wrote: »

she applies every

day very diligently

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to her cat

Spike

while singing the

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"Internationale" without the

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false teeth in

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the jar by

Piglet

the side of

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the sock drawer

Spike

where she keeps

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marijuana which she

Wesley J

thinks is 'shit'.

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Actually, hallucinogens help

mousethief

many users of

Spike

socks to keep

Raptor Eye

their heads in

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their haberdasher's business

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, and their feet

Spike

smell. Haberdashers, though

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keep their marijuana

Wesley J

, or hash, stash

mousethief

conveniently located just

Raptor Eye

behind the cistern

Spike

where the socks

mousethief

(except on Sundays)

Piglet

won't be found,

Wesley J

which is peculiar

mousethief

when you consider