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, which dwarfs everything

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and causes the

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protests because it

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defies all odds

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, culminating in full-scale

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scales with some

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incoherence. You must

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, however, dry towels

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before attempting to

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hurl dwarves. Confucius

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considered it uncouth

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to slurp one's

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dwarf-prepared drink

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while watching sport.

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These strictures, however,

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are controversial as

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plastic straws which

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dissolve in liquid

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whale blubber are

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of no use

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to whales. Furthermore,

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have you lost

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your cotton socks

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which you painted

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which you painted

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twice having forgotten

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the salamanders will

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surely try to

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try them on

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, and finding webbed

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at the behest

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of the whales

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, penguins, walruses, seals,

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and polar bears,

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oh my! But

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whether polar bears

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wear socks with

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twice painted suns

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remains debatable, but

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from Donald Trump

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the smallest gift

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should be taken

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to Bob Mueller

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for subtle subpoena-ing

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why. Don't mention

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the war, nor

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anything about the

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funny walk that

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leads to steps

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any dancer would