Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • O that bl**dy Koff. My Poor Old Mum used to get one every winter, but it was to some extent ameliorated by a linctus produced by a local Farmer Sea.

    The linctus consisted mostly of creosote, IIRC, but was certainly effective. Probably illegal today, of course.....
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited April 2019
    Not perhaps suitable for All Saints, but TICTH all those horrid gobshites like May, BoJo, Jake the Mogg, Garbage et al, who would deny us our European heritage and culture.

    I have been Improving my Mind (and, incidentally, inducing Leaky Eye Syndrome), by reminding myself, by means of YouTube, of our musical heritage, from Archangel to Algeciras, and from Galway to Batumi.

    Currently listening to Ma Vlast, by Bedrich Smetana.

  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Music is indeed a great healer.

    @Firenze, may your cough be gone v. soon. Would a little hot WHISKY help?
  • {{{{Firenze}}}}
    It does tend to stick around. Mine's been 12 weeks and counting...
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Dunno about hot whiskey @Piglet but I’ll see what a couple of room-temperature bourbons can do.

    Unfortunately house works move tomorrow to knocking off old tiles so major Dust.
  • A Feminine ForceA Feminine Force Shipmate
    edited April 2019
    Ontario premier, Doug Ford.

    [text redacted because of possibility of libel -
    Piglet, All Saints host]

    I have no words for how angry I am that 1) this individual is in Queens Park and 2) he should be complaining about illegal weed sales.

    So since I have no words I'm going to leave it here and go beat my forehead to a bloody pulp. Figuratively speaking.

    AFF



  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host, Glory
    edited April 2019
    Doug Ford is a nasty, vile piece of work.

    [text redacted because of possibility of libel -
    Piglet, AS host ]

    I'm sorry about your brother's friend, AFF.
  • A Feminine ForceA Feminine Force Shipmate
    edited April 2019
    Oh oops.

    Facts are facts but I can see how they might put the Ship off an even keel.

    God I'm so hair trigger these days - maybe I consign myself to hell.

    Sorry I was out of line.

    AFF



  • A Feminine ForceA Feminine Force Shipmate
    edited April 2019
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  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    No problem, AFF.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    TICTH snow. Again. We had just cleared the last of the ice from the path (which had been there pretty much since early November) and we get another six bloody inches of the stuff.

    :rage: :rage: :rage:
  • Piglet wrote: »
    TICTH snow. Again. We had just cleared the last of the ice from the path (which had been there pretty much since early November) and we get another six bloody inches of the stuff.

    :rage: :rage: :rage:

    NOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

    Dante's ninth level is frozen over - I try not to remind myself of this.

    AFF
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Dante lived in Florence - he probably didn't know what snow was. :grimace:
  • It does snow there, you know!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I had a feeling someone might pick me up on that ... :blush:
  • Piglet wrote: »
    I had a feeling someone might pick me up on that ... :blush:

    Yeah but probably not very much or very often and when it does it probably feels like the world is coming to an end. Like when it snows below the Bible Belt.

    AFF
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    edited April 2019
    Quite so - it's a matter of what you're used to.

    In the 15 years we lived in Northern Ireland, we probably had a total of about 6 inches of snow. The day before D. moved to Newfoundland, there was about half an inch of snow in Belfast: the place ground to a halt and the rubbish bins weren't collected. At the same time in St. John's, they had a winter storm that brought about a foot and a half of snow, and life went on as usual.
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host, Glory
    Everything is relative. One winter in Chicago we got almost 90 inches of snow total, with 20 or so of those falling in just one blizzard. In contrast, my brother was in Charleston, SC, when they got an inch, and the place shut down. They're just not set up for it.

  • MooMoo Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    During our two and a half years in Belfast, there was very little snow until the last few months. Then it snowed about four inches. We had a new baby, and the wheels on the pram were very small. I had a terrible time pushing it.
  • Piglet wrote: »
    Quite so - it's a matter of what you're used to.

    In the 15 years we lived in Northern Ireland, we probably had a total of about 6 inches of snow. The day before D. moved to Newfoundland, there was about half an inch of snow in Belfast: the place ground to a halt and the rubbish bins weren't collected. At the same time in St. John's, they had a winter storm that brought about a foot and a half of snow, and life went on as usual.

    One of the daughters of our pastor married a Canadian. he was brought up in Winnepeg and thinks we are pathetic. He has mentioned the record low, which sounds like something Capt. Scott was confronted with, and snow up to the eaves. Essentially, if you can reach your car you can probably drive your car. When buses and trains don't run here because of a dusting of sn*w he snorts derisively.
  • When our son was 4-7 years old we lived in a ski resort. The children played in the snow all winter long. When he was 8 we moved to the desert, and we had less then an inch of snow in town and they closed school for the day. He kept on saying, "I do not understand." when I tried to explain why school was closed.
  • TICTH sn*w, and all the hassle it brings. Also Haar, and Rain, (both of which are manifesting themselves here as I write)

    Also, TICTH my aching legs, general fatigue, and a touch of Addison's Crisis (let the reader understand). I'm just fed up with feeling like Sh**e, though good ol' hydro-cortisone, doubled-up as per instructions, seems to be helping......a bit.....
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    {{{BF}}}
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    BF 🙏
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited April 2019
    Thank you! A double dose of h-c, plus the normal dose, and about 14 hours in bed (not all spent being asleep, alas), have restored the jaded tissues somewhat.

    The Addison's Crisis didn't amount to much, fortunately. No idea what brought it on :grimace: ...
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Alas I must break the consensus and CTH the completely snowfree Winter we've just had for being boring and free of snow.
  • O that's IT now! Britain, be prepared for BLIZZARDS!
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    O that's IT now! Britain, be prepared for BLIZZARDS!

    I should be so lucky. I've been doing a rain dance in snow boots with an ice axe in my hand to try to help it get the idea, but no, nowt.
  • Dare I say that we're planning to go to the first RHS Flower Show of the season on Friday, so are hoping for Good Weather? Or will doing so have attracted the attention of King Pluvius?
  • It has not been snow free everywhere. The high school here had a snow day just last week, and there were further squalls on Saturday.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate, Glory
    {Snow begins to fall in a 20' radius around Karl.}
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Karl, why didn't you say earlier? We could have given you heaps (quite literally)! :mrgreen:
  • I have no intention of this year making my Easter Monday attendance at Mass conditional on there being snow!
  • Medical advice that keeps changing. Baby aspirin is good, Baby aspirin does not help. Blood pressure should be in 140/90 range. Blood pressure should be 125/60 range, Blood pressure over age 60 can be in 150 over 80 range. A glass of wine a day is good, even one single drink of alcohol is bad. Eggs are bad. Eggs are good. Eggs are bad again. I give up and at my age am going to do what I like, and not worry.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Wise words, Graven Image!
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Just so. Either it is Too Late, or there isn’t enough time left.
  • Honestly.

    If we all took All Medical Advice, we wouldn't dare to get up in the morning.

    And then the Chimney would fall on us, and squash us.

  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    I've taken preventative action against either of my chimneys falling down - I had them taken down before the could be demolished by the quakes and kill me. If I spent too long in bed though I would seize up. Muscles need exercise.

    I do agree on the contradictory advice though. I use a combination of the Mayo Clinic and the local Health Board and hope for the best. :smile:
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    UTIs. Not me. Anne Other. And. apparently, a host of the elderly, according to the paramedics, who cannot help.
  • And the medics who diagnose dementia without eliminating UTIs first.
  • The senior management at my place. Having set up our team in the middle of last year, to do work on an enterprise wide level, appointed a leader and started some recruitment to bring it up to a useful level, they have meekly changed direction, "persuaded" by a person who has set up his own alternative team, to do work on a piecemeal, project-by-project basis. Our team leader has been moved on and "everything will be resolved later".*

    *Shortly to appear in my book "The Theory and Practice of Demotivation". I don't know whether to get drunk or take my Louisville slugger to a selection of inanimate objects.
  • Fredegund wrote: »
    And the medics who diagnose dementia without eliminating UTIs first.

    O indeed. But, sadly, sometimes peeps don't completely recover from a UTI, at least as far as their mental health is concerned. It happened to My Old Mum, though her incipient dementia (as it turned out a couple of years later) was probably hastened by the UTI......

  • sionisais wrote: »
    The senior management at my place. Having set up our team in the middle of last year, to do work on an enterprise wide level, appointed a leader and started some recruitment to bring it up to a useful level, they have meekly changed direction, "persuaded" by a person who has set up his own alternative team, to do work on a piecemeal, project-by-project basis. Our team leader has been moved on and "everything will be resolved later".*

    *Shortly to appear in my book "The Theory and Practice of Demotivation". I don't know whether to get drunk or take my Louisville slugger to a selection of inanimate objects.

    TICTH 'senior management', often a euphemism for 'toddlers who haven't a clue'......

  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited April 2019
    ICTH Last Days of Term - or rather, having spent double the usual amount of time getting home on the bus, parents who insist in picking up their little darlings by car thereupon.
  • This one is precautionary only, but I'd like to consign the 30 sachets of "Laxido" powder I've just picked up at Boots. Yes, the doctor assures me it will cure constipation but his emphasis on its effectiveness and the sheer awfulness of the name is a little unnerving.
  • ^^^^^ PS. Anyone I've annoyed who wants to say that I am full of sh1t, feel free to do so. At present I am unable to disagree with you.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Poor you! :flushed:
  • Piglet wrote: »
    Poor you! :flushed:

    Thank you.
  • ^^^^^ PS. Anyone I've annoyed who wants to say that I am full of sh1t, feel free to do so. At present I am unable to disagree with you.
    We are brothers.
  • Lactulose is also liquid dynamite, imo.
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