CHEESE 2026
Stercus Tauri
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Am in serious need of a frivolous diversion... Might there be some interest in sharing thoughts, experiences, passions, horrors etc on the subject of CHEESE?
I was prompted by finding a piece of Stilton in the back of the fridge. It had been there for some months - a forgotten birthday treat to myself. Its appearance is a disgusting mixture of grey and brown and yellow and green - a clear hazmat case requiring the immediate attendance of persons in white overalls with flashing blue lights on their van. I knew better, of course, cut off a piece and ate it. I immediately felt like a better, happier person. What cheese makes you happier?
I was prompted by finding a piece of Stilton in the back of the fridge. It had been there for some months - a forgotten birthday treat to myself. Its appearance is a disgusting mixture of grey and brown and yellow and green - a clear hazmat case requiring the immediate attendance of persons in white overalls with flashing blue lights on their van. I knew better, of course, cut off a piece and ate it. I immediately felt like a better, happier person. What cheese makes you happier?
Comments
My second favourite is Somerset Brie.
I've completely deserted Lancashire! Although Lancashire creamy is certainly a treat.
I thought I would miss my Canadian six year old cheddar and St. Agur Quebec bleu but I don't. The cheese landscape here is rich and varied.
AFF
Heretic! The best cheese has a balance between sharpness and flavour that saves your buccal lining from harm. The greatgest I have found was a 14 year old Canadian cheddar on Saffron Walden market, now sadly sold out.
I'm also a fan of the acid, crumbly cheeses like Wensleydale* and Lancashire.
* can anyone not hear that in Wallace's voice?
Cheese in combo with food is a different matter. Parmesan probably leads the field - fennel baked with that and black pepper is to die for. Blue cheese crumbled over a green salad. Cheddar over baked potato. The occasional fondue.
My absolute detestation is cheese which has been 'mucked about' by having things added - bits of apricot or other fruit, walnut, whatever. Good cheese absolutely does not need tarting up by smart-alecs set on inventing new marketing tricks.