Coffee shops are Hell

HugalHugal Shipmate
What is it with coffee shops (Starbucks, Costa and the like)? They seem not care about customers. They are understaffed so it takes a long time to get served. The same reason means that tables are not able to be cleaned. They allow customers to sit for ages thus taking space from customers with hot drinks and food. On busy days it is chaos. Something must be done.
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  • Yes. Meanwhile, use independent coffee shops and tea rooms so far as is possible.

    Interestingly, my elder daughter worked as an au pair in Italy for a while and said that any coffee outlet that served poor coffee or offered a poor service would close down in no time. Word got round and nobody would go there.

    I avoid the likes of Starbucks and Costa unless there are no alternatives.
  • Incidentally, @Hugal, I've sent you a PM about an issue relating to your other area of expertise (at least that I'm aware of), dance.

    You are my go-to Ship person when it comes to that and insights into the catering and hospitality industries.
  • Hugal wrote: »
    They allow customers to sit for ages thus taking space from customers with hot drinks and food. On busy days it is chaos. Something must be done.
    I actually think that some of them encourage people to sit and use the coffee shop as their office (and no, that's not a cynical comment).

  • When in doubt, go elsewhere.

    There may be limited good indepent coffee shops in your neck of the woods, Hugal, so seek them out. No use whingeing about the like of Costa and Starbucks, they obviously serve a purpose for them as are happy to drink crap coffee for a chance to park their arses for more than an hour.

    I am lucky to live in a city where coffee is fantastic despite being such a tightarse as to brew my own before schlepping out to work.
  • Alan Cresswell Alan Cresswell Admin, 8th Day Host
    I boycott Starbucks for their significant investment in Israel and support for illegal settlements.

    But, I've never noticed any problems at Costa in regard to available seating, slow service or tables not being kept clean ... the biggest issue I have is their tendency to put coffee in paper cups even though they have proper reusable crockery sitting there to be used. Usually that's motorway service stations, the few times I'd go out for coffee near home I know where the local independent coffee shops are.
  • Every time I see a "barista" wipe the nozzles of one of those wretched machines with a manky cloth my brain goes on full-scale E-Coli alert.
    Happily there seems to be a trend for opening traditional tea shops around here who, if you want coffee, serve it in a small cafetiere.
    As I am trying to eradicate hyper-processed foods from my diet, the last thing I would want is one of those pumpkin spiced or caramel chemical-filled concoctions.
  • I've never noticed any problems at Costa in regard to available seating, slow service or tables not being kept clean ... .
    You've been lucky, that's not my experience. Of course the management and "culture" of different branches, even of the same chain, will vary.

  • As chains go, IME Caffé Nero is a cut above Costa and Starbucks.
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    Costa is now owned by Coca Cola. They are using it to try and take custom from Starbucks. Costa does use a franchise system so I guess some of it depends on the owner of the franchise.
  • So go elsewhere
  • chrisstileschrisstiles Hell Host
    edited December 2024
    KarlLB wrote: »
    As chains go, IME Caffé Nero is a cut above Costa and Starbucks.

    Yeah, I think as far as coffee goes this is true (although that their decor tends towards being less well lit means they tend to be somewhat less clean inside).
  • We have two local (or fairly local) chains. One is Coffee#1 which is now owned by Nero and IMO isn't as good as it once was; and Coffi Lab which I've only used twice but enjoyed. We also have a rather posh independent bakery/coffee shop which uses the excellent Coaltown coffee.
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    Sojourner wrote: »
    So go elsewhere
    If you are in the middle of a shopping centre and just need a drink and a sit down you go for the one nearest or at least not too far away.
    Some local or small chain shops are learning from the big guys.
  • When in doubt do without
  • To my palate even the lightest of light roast coffee at Starbucks tastes like charcoal. I've never understood the draw of their actual coffee. From the amount of shelf and display space used for merch of all other kinds it feels as if coffee isn't their main income stream anymore anyway.

    When the mood or occasion strikes I alway look for an independent coffee shop, and I do go without if Starbucks is the only option -- No Thank You. I do have a good quality burr grinder at home, and I make my own coffee nearly every weekday in a French press.

    Declare your Coffee Independence, @Hugal!
  • RuthRuth Shipmate
    I didn't realize Caffe Nero is international. I've only seen them in Boston. I also didn't realize Starbucks supports illegal settlements - I've been avoiding them for years because their coffee tastes like it's made from whatever's swept up off the floor at Folger's.

    We're blessed where I live with multiple independent coffee cafes within walking distance, and we buy our beans from the best of them, a place that roasts in small batches on the premises. When the pandemic made everything close, I bought a burr grinder and mastered pour over coffee. When we moved in together, my partner brought his Keurig, but it is now gathering dust in the garage.
  • Hugal wrote: »
    What is it with coffee shops (Starbucks, Costa and the like)? They seem not care about customers. They are understaffed so it takes a long time to get served. The same reason means that tables are not able to be cleaned. They allow customers to sit for ages thus taking space from customers with hot drinks and food. On busy days it is chaos. Something must be done.
    Starbucks apparently agrees with you, up to a point. They’ve hired a new CEO and charged him with dealing with these problems.

    The problems, at least in the US, aren’t quite what you’ve identified. The biggest problem is that Covid shifted all their business to drive-through and ordering on the app. Those means of ordering still take precedence over customers in the store who order at the counter; they haven’t figured out how to deal with the post-Covid realities. Customers who order at the counter end up waiting a long time for their orders, while they see drive-through and app orders filled quickly.

    A second problem is that Starbucks created a culture or ordering exectly what you want, with all sorts of personal touches. Those take longer to prepare.

    As for this—“They allow customers to sit for ages thus taking space from customers with hot drinks and food”—the complaint here is that they don’t have as much seating as they used to and they don’t encourage people to linger. The feedback they’ve gotten is that customers want coffee shops to be places where they can sit and linger and read or visit or work on their laptops. Customers don’t like that Starbucks, which used to encourage that, no longer does.

    I never go to Starbucks; I always favor the local coffee shops. And every one that I know of encourages to customers to linger.


  • Ruth wrote: »
    I didn't realize Caffe Nero is international. I've only seen them in Boston.

    Originally from the UK, but then spread to areas with lots of British expats or - presumably - a promising market for coffee.

    But also blessed with several very good independents nearby, a few that roast their own batches, a local roast supplier and the cafe that will serve up a toasted sandwich with a samosa inside to go along with your coffee.
  • When I am in Canada, I can and do visit Tim Horton's.
  • I have only been in one if my daughter has taken me there. The cafe in my nearest Sainsbury's in now a Starbucks.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Round here it's increasingly reminding me of the story of the tourist asking a policeman "Is there anywhere round here where I can't get a coffee?"

    There's one about to open a whole block from another one - I'd much rather the site had stayed the corner shop it was before.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Independents all the way. All three of our local ones are great.
  • Telford wrote: »
    I have only been in one if my daughter has taken me there. The cafe in my nearest Sainsbury's in now a Starbucks.

    Same here. So I don't use it. Luckily there are a couple of places close by that serve you at the table, have table cloths and little vases of flowers, use cups and saucers. They will bring filter coffee if that is what you want, or a pot of tea. Home made cakes too. All of it cheaper than the chains, and always busy with customers.
  • Pet hate of my mum. She spends a lot of time on coach trips. When they stop for a drink, or hit the caff at their destination, it takes forever to sort coffees because each and every one has to be done individually. Whatever happened to a filter jug or - breathe it not in Gomorrah - instant?

    And don't get me started on what they charge for a cup of hot water and a teabag.
  • Yeah. Bring back teapots. They seem largely restricted to independent tearooms these days, but there are exceptions.
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    There are some really nice local coffee shops in Cardiff. Particularly in the arcades. These are as busy as the big chains
  • Tea Shops, as stand-alone businesses, are pretty rare in the US, I'd say. However, better quality coffee independent shops do usually offer fairly good loose teas, though they're generally steeped in to-go (paper) cups the same as to-go coffee.
  • The_Riv wrote: »
    Tea Shops, as stand-alone businesses, are pretty rare in the US, I'd say. However, better quality coffee independent shops do usually offer fairly good loose teas, though they're generally steeped in to-go (paper) cups the same as to-go coffee.

    Some places will let you bring your own cup.
  • Pet hate of my mum. She spends a lot of time on coach trips. When they stop for a drink, or hit the caff at their destination, it takes forever to sort coffees because each and every one has to be done individually. Whatever happened to a filter jug or - breathe it not in Gomorrah - instant?

    And don't get me started on what they charge for a cup of hot water and a teabag.

    Instant is horrible. I'd not pay someone to make me that.
  • I worked for a while in 1997 at a coffee shop that no longer exists called Barnie’s. I still remember the three African coffees we had to memorize: Tanzanian Peaberry, Ethiopian Yrgacheffe, and Kenyan AA.

    I get whole bean coffee at Trader Joe’s, myself. I don’t really go to Starbucks or other coffee shops except for when someone I’m with wants to go there. Next big power outage, though (we had two big hurricanes in Tampa Bay this year), I plan on taking the $50 laptop I got for just such a situation to one, so I can get work done. Maybe Panera. Or something independent if they’re OK with people with laptops working on stuff while having their coffee and snacks.
  • @Alan Cresswell said
    I boycott Starbucks for their significant investment in Israel and support for illegal settlements.

    Do you mean that they specifically support illegal settlements, or is this based on them investing in Israeli companies in general?
  • In all of Australia and New Zealand, there are no more than half a dozen, if that many, Starbucks. They cater to visitors from t'other side of the Pacific. Here in Paradiseville, pop 200,000, nary a Starbucks to be seen. But there is a good independent coffee shop or van every couple of hundred metres on average, serving coffee that has most likely been roasted locally too.
  • KarlLB wrote: »
    Pet hate of my mum. She spends a lot of time on coach trips. When they stop for a drink, or hit the caff at their destination, it takes forever to sort coffees because each and every one has to be done individually. Whatever happened to a filter jug or - breathe it not in Gomorrah - instant?

    And don't get me started on what they charge for a cup of hot water and a teabag.

    Instant is horrible. I'd not pay someone to make me that.

    TBH I nearly always drink tea anyway, so they could serve Foul Ole Ron's expectorations as coffee and I wouldn't notice.
  • Use independent cafes or teashops.

    Never, ever buy "coffee" from the shrine of the Golden Arches: weak as gnat's p*ss yet still tastes burnt/stewed 🤮
  • RuthRuth Shipmate
    In the US Mickey D's coffee isn't so bad. Not my first choice by a long shot, but on a road trip in a town I don’t know I consider it a decent option.
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    The best coffee in my little town is from a van just in front of our railway station. The coffee is roasted in the local area. It is good quality and the owner of the van is very friendly. There is always a small queue.
    There was a coffee chain in the UK started by ex pat Americans from Seattle called The Seattle Coffee Company. They were good for a chain. Their logo was very imaginative with paper bags shaped like office blocks. They sold out to Starbucks.
    Moby Dick is not a well read book over here, so the reference to it in the Starbucks logo and name is quite often missed.
  • ChastMastrChastMastr Shipmate
    edited December 2024
    Hugal wrote: »
    The best coffee in my little town is from a van just in front of our railway station. The coffee is roasted in the local area. It is good quality and the owner of the van is very friendly. There is always a small queue.
    There was a coffee chain in the UK started by ex pat Americans from Seattle called The Seattle Coffee Company. They were good for a chain. Their logo was very imaginative with paper bags shaped like office blocks. They sold out to Starbucks.
    Moby Dick is not a well read book over here, so the reference to it in the Starbucks logo and name is quite often missed.

    Moby Dick isn’t well-read over here anymore either, and I’d forgotten that it was a reference to it in any way myself… and I’ve read the book!

    When I think “Starbuck” without the S, I think of the character from the 1978 Battlestar Galactica…
  • Alan Cresswell Alan Cresswell Admin, 8th Day Host
    Or the excellent more recent reboot
  • ArethosemyfeetArethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host
    Or the excellent more recent reboot

    "So say we all!" [just pretend the last season didn't happen]
  • I thought I would indulge in a nice pot of tea plus something to eat at one of the lovely tea shops in the next village, but my reason for going was a dental appointment and actually I didn’t quite fancy it after that.
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    Moby Dick doesn't deserve to be widely read anywhere. I only finished it out of sheer bloody mindedness.
  • Moby Dick doesn't deserve to be widely read anywhere. I only finished it out of sheer bloody mindedness.

    Though it did give us the splendid Trivial Pursuit question "What is the biggest dick ever seen on film?".

    I play cricket with an extremely distant relation of Herman Melville, and he agrees utterly with you.
  • I rather liked it, myself. But then, I'm the kind of person who picks up random bits of knowledge I'll never have a use for, just because I'm like that. And so the freaky chapters that give me that in Moby Dick are worth it to me.

    Besides, the story of the dude rendering blubber down into oil while wearing a jacket made of the whale's penis skin gave me an unguessable entry in a game on the Ship long ago.
  • DafydDafyd Hell Host
    It's true that if you read Moby Dick for the story you won't know where you are with it.
  • Or the excellent more recent reboot

    I’ve not seen it. It doesn’t seem like my thing so much. Not that I’m desperate to rewatch the original these days…
  • chrisstileschrisstiles Hell Host
    edited December 2024
    I rather liked it, myself. But then, I'm the kind of person who picks up random bits of knowledge I'll never have a use for, just because I'm like that. And so the freaky chapters that give me that in Moby Dick are worth it to me.

    Same. I felt it's very much a book where you have to start with the appropriate expectations.
  • I wouldn't pay more than £1 for a coffee and I would expect something posh like Nescafé Original.
  • Telford wrote: »
    I wouldn't pay more than £1 for a coffee and I would expect something posh like Nescafé Original.

    The Bad Jokes thread is in Heaven.
  • It's rarely that a coffee shop stands out as being exceptional - we visit so many while travelling - but the van opposite the bus station is Kyle of Lochalsh is memorable as serving by far the worst coffee I have encountered in years. Weak, only a vague coffee flavour, and tepid. It has become difficult to find really bad coffee in Scotland these days, but the owners of that van have succeeded (three years ago - it may have improved).
  • Moby Dick is based on the true, tragic, terrible story of the Nantucket whale ship Essex which was stove by a huge Sperm whale in the middle of the Pacific and sank while most of the crew was off chasing other members of the pod in boats. Historian Nathaniel Philbrick gives the entire harrowing account in his book In the Heart of the Sea. I recommend it.
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