Heaven: When will you crack?

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  • TrudyTrudy Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    jedijudy wrote: »
    Trudy wrote: »
    Hope someone is ready to take over Heaven hosting duties on May 7, cause that's when I'm cracking.

    Well, my cracking up day is May 10. Think we should send a message to the Adminisphere?

    The other possibility is that cracking up will not noticeably change the quality of our hosting ... ;)
  • RuthRuth Shipmate
    I gotcha covered till May 14.
  • jedijudyjedijudy Heaven Host
    Trudy wrote: »

    The other possibility is that cracking up will not noticeably change the quality of our hosting ... ;)

    You are wise! Besides, Ruth has our backs!

  • Sometime in the third part of May. So far away, I'll just chill in the meantime....
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    23rd May. Like RoseofSharon, many answers didn't apply, but I think I made a fair approximation.

    Same here, and same date.

    I wonder how spectacularly I'm going to crack? :confused:
  • I only made it to the 11th of May, but I've run out of beer and the brewery has closed, so it could be any time now.
  • I'm not sure why, but apparently I'm not going to last past May 10.
  • I got May 13
  • cgichardcgichard Shipmate
    Am I really the first to go? April 30th for me. I've been watching to see if anyone else has the same date or earlier, but have seen no-one so far.
  • EutychusEutychus Shipmate
    You're a relief to me, anyway :smiley:
  • orfeoorfeo Suspended
    It's a bit of worry that, even with it saying that confinement was my true calling, it still only gave me until May 28.
  • @Heavenlyannie - I got a date before you - 27 April.
  • NicoleMRNicoleMR Shipmate
    Wednesday May 6th. Well, we'll see if i make it that long.
  • May 7th - now of course I want to know whether that is good or bad :grimace:
  • I got 6 May. I don't know why, because the lockdown has made very little difference to my life, aside from inconvenience. If anything, I'm baking bread and drinking less. Perhaps I was predestined for 6 May without a pandemic. A friend of mine, OTOH, is working his way through a recipe book of vintage cocktails. By his own admission, he had a rather messy gimlet night last week...
  • It looks like no-one is managing to make it into June.
    Anyone heard from Curiosity Killed since Monday?
  • I'm fine - just made a nice new pair of pyjamas out of an old bedding set from the charity shop, enjoyed my four mile wander through the forest in the mizzle, and had an entertaining staged outside distanced chat with the various neighbours as our Water Company has decided it can't read the meters, so please can we? Which, since:
    • said meters are under four little iron lids in the pavement,
    • which lids need levering up to open them;
    • the gauges are a long way down, a stretched arm's length;
    • the gauges all have to be cleaned to be read;
    • are so far down that the only way of reading the numbers is a flash photo zoomed in,
    • said iron lids are not in numerical order or anything useful,
    • not all numbered (two have numbers under the lid)
    • my meter seems to be broken,
    • my downstairs neighbour's gauge has glass that's obscured for some reason
    has been all rather more exciting than necessary.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Putting that you have a vibrator in your house brings your date nearer. Just sayin'.
  • I'm fine .

    No obvious cracking then?
  • I ve got awhile to go yet 24th. May
  • I got 31st May. The one thing I take away from lockdown is that my true calling is to be a lighthouse keeper.
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host, Glory
    edited May 2020
    It says I'm due to crack on May 18.

    Of course, I have a changeable cast of carers in and out, lovely people from church bringing me a couple of meals each week, and I was mostly locked in as of early October 2018, when I had to go to a wheelchair to get around. So I'm used to it. Also, they didn't have wine on the list of beverages, and I live in the suburbs. We shall see.
    @Heavenlyannie - I got a date before you - 27 April.
    And have you cracked yet? Enquiring minds...

  • kingsfoldkingsfold Shipmate
    Dunno about cracking, but I certainly had a bit of a wobble...
  • Really, I'm fine. I've been under a sort of lock down since December 2017 - this isn't a lot different. The main annoyance is not being able to pop out to the shops whenever I forget something, but I lived in deepest darkest Dorset for years, at one point 4 miles from the nearest bus route that ran twice a week one way and once a week another in the hours I was allowed to use it around work. That concentrated the mind on shopping and menu planning, particularly as it was pre-Amazon and most online shopping.
  • TwilightTwilight Shipmate
    I'm fine too! I just pulled all the hair off my brush rollers and re-organized all my make-up. Did you know you can take a knife and some tissues and reshape your lipsticks to look like new? Old toothbrushes can be used to clean around all the faucet and taps in the house and Q-tips dipped in alcohol will get in places you didn't even know existed. I had always been satisfied cleaning the lint trap in my dryer after every load, but I've found that a rag wrapped around a coat hanger will get pretty far up in the vent from the outside of the house. I did all fifteen of my jigsaw puzzles in April, time to start over! With the library closed I've been buying paperback books at the supermarket. I just finished reading a 500 page novel called, "I Invited Her In ... And She Took Everything." The protagonist was idiotic, cruel and dishonest, the plot was unbelievable and predictable. I might read it a second time, as soon as I power wash the siding again, that green slime on the north wall keeps reappearing. Yes I'm fine.
  • Well, I've officially cracked, which I think is early according to the quiz (bad quiz, bad bad bad). We've been snarking at each other the whole morning, and Mr. Lamb has driven off in a dudgeon.

    (what exactly is a dudgeon, does anybody know? Can you get them in groups, like a two-for-one deal? I feel a need for one coming on.)
  • Apparently
    1 obsolete : a wood used especially for dagger hilts
    2a archaic : a dagger with a handle of dudgeon
    b obsolete : a haft made of dudgeon

    As well as a state of anger.
  • Jengie JonJengie Jon Shipmate
    I never posted mine because I knew it was wrong. The quiz assumed I had not already cracked and I knew that I cracked about two weeks before I took the quiz. All the dates were therefore wrong.
  • I like the idea of Mr Lamb driving away in a dagger. I am visualizing him astride the hilt, while the blade points toward the sky at roughly a 35 degree angle.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    I mowed the grass yesterday, despite the fact that it had not grown perceptibly since last time. Then I went round the edges with teensy clippers. Tomorrow I may tastefully arrange pebbles round the hebe. Then I'll go back to counting the leaves on the beech tree.
  • TwilightTwilight Shipmate
    I like the idea of Mr Lamb driving away in a dagger. I am visualizing him astride the hilt, while the blade points toward the sky at roughly a 35 degree angle.

    It's certainly much better than Mr. Lamb driving off in a dungeon, which is what I always thought people were saying.
  • I am visualizing him astride the hilt, while the blade points toward the sky at roughly a 35 degree angle.
    If he travels forward at that angle he will eventually achieve a state of high dudgeon.

  • PendragonPendragon Shipmate
    Twilight wrote: »
    I'm fine too! I just pulled all the hair off my brush rollers and re-organized all my make-up. Did you know you can take a knife and some tissues and reshape your lipsticks to look like new?
    Not when a 2 year old has smeared it over herself and the sheets so it's gone down as far as the holder! That is the standard fate of any lipstick I have bought, so I have given up.

  • CathscatsCathscats Shipmate
    I was reflecting today, as I began to make some face-coverings, that sales of lipstick might go down if we all start having to cover our mouths in public.
  • I am visualizing him astride the hilt, while the blade points toward the sky at roughly a 35 degree angle.
    If he travels forward at that angle he will eventually achieve a state of high dudgeon.

    :killingme:
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Cathscats wrote: »
    I was reflecting today, as I began to make some face-coverings, that sales of lipstick might go down if we all start having to cover our mouths in public.

    And if we have nowhere to go. I do put on lipstick for Zoom meetings, but those are only every couple of weeks (for church).
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    Mr. Lamb has driven off in a dudgeon.

    (what exactly is a dudgeon, does anybody know?
    Possibly better than a dodgem (for US friends: a bumper car. I think).

    And could be another species of "huff".

  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    You hear of people leaving in a huff. Or even a minute and a huff (thanks, Groucho).
  • I think I have cracked, I have to go to the pharmacy to pick up my medication on Friday and I am really excited by the thought of going out. It feels like I am going to some great entertainment event, like a rock concert in my youth. I think I will dress up and put on make up under my mask. Truth be told I will be driving about 10 minutes from my front door and will be in the pharmacy for most likely about 3 minutes, but what the heck it is an outing other then walking the dog.
  • jedijudyjedijudy Heaven Host
    Like Graven Image, I was so excited to go out last week. I was able to drive a half hour to the next town to get allergy shots! Yay!

    I even told the nurses how fabulous it was to drive up and to see them! (With my mask on, of course!)
  • I said to a friend that in this lockdown I feel much the same as I did a decade ago. Is that when I cracked?
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    I said to a friend that in this lockdown I feel much the same as I did a decade ago. Is that when I cracked?

    If you can remember a time when you weren't cracked, you aren't cracked.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    I think I have cracked, I have to go to the pharmacy to pick up my medication on Friday and I am really excited by the thought of going out.

    Our garden waste bins are being emptied tomorrow for the first time in weeks. We're very excited. I also took a birthday present round to a friend yesterday and we sat in socially distanced garden chairs on her front lawn and had a chat. It felt very daring - almost naughty - and strange; the first time in weeks that I've had a prolonged conversation with someone other than Mr Nen without a screen between us.

    I don't think I've cracked but maybe that's a sure sign I have.
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    I’ve managed to order elastic (for face mask making) online after trying for weeks - I was sooo excited to find some I did a (very) little jig!
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    edited May 2020
    I was supposed to crack two days ago, but I'm still here!

    Lockdown has taught me that my garden was in far worse a state than I had realised. It's not a large garden, but it has provided me with hours and hours of work. Every day there are more dandelions to pull.

    I actually need another ten days or so of lockdown. The house house / loft / garage / shed have been redd out; all but one cupboard and the Corner of Doom in the study. Another ten days and I think the house will be tidy for the first time since we moved in in 2003.

    Helpful hint for surviving lockdown - have a really messy house, with the potential for hours / days / weeks of tidying and sorting.
  • GalilitGalilit Shipmate
    Galilit wrote: »
    13th of May

    Looking back over the past 2 weeks that was pretty spot on - had a b*stard of a time from then for 10 days or so
  • Ethne AlbaEthne Alba Shipmate
    24th May was my date : Grandchild arrived!
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    12 May was my date. Come and gone and I'm still cracked.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Helpful hint for surviving lockdown - have a really messy house, with the potential for hours / days / weeks of tidying and sorting.

    Yes; this is working well for me. Also having a very long "Books I Want To Read" list.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Cathscats wrote: »
    I was reflecting today, as I began to make some face-coverings, that sales of lipstick might go down if we all start having to cover our mouths in public.

    Indeed - and any makeup really as foundation will smear all over the mask.

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