Heaven: 2021 Proof Americans and Brits speak a different language

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  • "Curb" does exist in American English in the sense "curb your dog" or "The Law of God is a curb on the sinful nature..." etc. (Luther's Small Catechism)
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    Often times, on what we call blue highways (not primary roads in the US) we will see signs saying "No Curbs," meaning other than maybe an unpaved strip along the highway, there is nothing to keep the car on the straight and narrow as it were. The next worse warning is "No shoulders ahead," meaning that unpaved strip is not even there.
  • TheOrganistTheOrganist Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    Oh road signage can be quite interesting. One of my favourites is "Soft Verges" which can bring to mind all manner of things. I also like "Slow Children Crossing" which can be taken several ways. :grin:
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    'Plant Crossing' is the worrying one. Triffids?
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    Is there any family which has not thought that?
  • MMMMMM Shipmate
    Ha! That brings back a childhood memory - whenever we passed a ‘heavy plant crossing’ sign, my dear old dad would say, ‘It’s the giant cabbages again’.

    It might have been mildly amusing once, when I was, well, about 6.

    MMM
  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    I saw one once "Hens' eggs drive in here"
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate, Glory
    Nice that someone provided a drive-in movie for the eggs!
  • I remember "dead slow children crossing", a big sign in Berkhamsted.
  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    There's said to be a sign somewhere near Aldershot: 'Beware! Tanks and children crossing'.
  • I'm always a fan of the annual "Sod Today!" sign that appears at the local DIY store / garden center.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Years ago, while traveling in England, we drove past a sign that said "Boot Sale." There seemed to be an awful lots of people there just to buy boots. Then the light dawned...

  • I'm always a fan of the annual "Sod Today!" sign that appears at the local DIY store / garden center.

    You must live near me. I pass this every day on the way home from work.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    I loved it when Fr Jack shouted out "Arse Biscuits!"

    This was because I
    I'm always a fan of the annual "Sod Today!" sign that appears at the local DIY store / garden center.

    You must live near me. I pass this every day on the way home from work.

    That wouldn't work here. We know what sod is, if we think about it, but we'd call it turf when sold for, e.g., laying a lawn.
  • rhubarbrhubarb Shipmate
    A butcher's shop near me had a sign in the window' beef mince, lamb mince, pet mince'. I was tempted to go in and ask what sort of pets they had minced up.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Olive oil, sunflower oil, baby oil...
  • A friend once saw a sign in a market in Yorkshire which said 'Dutch Caps'.

    It was short for 'capsicums' of course, a term you don't hear much these days, as 'red peppers' or 'green papers' or 'yellow peppers' seem to have become the norm. This was over 30 years ago.

    Thanks to the BBC's Country File, I know now that there are vast greenhouses (glasshouses) in the Leigh Valley, London's green lung, growing these things for us but we still import many from Holland to meet demand.

    For the uninitiated, in UK English a Dutch Cap is a barrier form of contraception.

  • GG I love the way that predictive text gave you 'green papers' in the midst of all those peppers! :smiley:
  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    FYI, GG, 'Lee Valley. I live on the other side of the same county, Hertfordshire. 'Leigh' is a town in Lancashire.
  • Or Lea Valley, as the river is called both. (As someone to the east of the Lea Valley and who's walked it from Ware to the Thames). There's a view point in Epping Forest that looks down over sheets of glass in the valley below near Enfield but there are growing areas up to Nazeing. I worked with a Scicilian boy with learning needs whose father was employed somewhere in those glasshouses.
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    Leigh, pronounced Lie is also a village in Kent. It has a stoolball team. There is also Leigh-on-Sea in Essex.
    Driving up the Lea Valley, I had the impression that a lot of the market gardens were owned by Italians.
  • MMMMMM Shipmate
    There’s a Leigh pronounced Lie in Surrey as well.

    MMM
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    And a Leigh on Mendip in Somerset, pronounced lie.
  • The Italian (mainly Sicilian) growers of the Lea Valley started off by growing cucumbers, branching out into peppers after WWII. The UK's largest glasshouse for peppers is on the site of the WWII fighter airfield at Tangmere in Sussex.
  • I don't know why I typed 'Leigh' but as Gracious Rebel pointed out, 'Green papers' was predictive text.
  • There's a store called Lee Valley in Canada. Sells high gadgets, tools and garden stuff.

    Re drinks from above. Does any other locale have the drink called a "red eye"? Half beer, half tomato juice.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    Glad to say that I've never heard of it here, by that or any other name.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    I've heard of "red eyes" but have never had any desire whatsoever to do any personal research.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Never heard of the drink, but we we have red-eye gravy here (the American South), which is made from the drippings of country ham and black coffee, and is typically served with ham or grits.

  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    There's a store called Lee Valley in Canada. Sells high gadgets, tools and garden stuff.

    Re drinks from above. Does any other locale have the drink called a "red eye"? Half beer, half tomato juice.
    That sounds revolting.

  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    Yuk 🤢!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    That does indeed sound very nasty. :grimace:
  • DafydDafyd Hell Host
    There must surely be someone somewhere who likes tomato juice? Or is it a joke pub managers have been playing on the rest of the world?
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    It’s a very strange thing for me. I loathe tomato juice and I loathe vodka. However, I don’t mind Bloody Marys at all.

  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    I like tomato juice, but I wouldn’t drink it in beer. I like taramasalata, but I wouldn’t eat it with chocolate cake.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    BroJames wrote: »
    I like tomato juice, but I wouldn’t drink it in beer. I like taramasalata, but I wouldn’t eat it with chocolate cake.

    With you on the beer and tomato juice, but taramasalata without chocolate cake? Heathen!
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Eh. I wouldn't eat taramasalata or chocolate cake.

    I know. The latter of those makes me very weird, but I just don't like it. Or chocolate ice cream.

  • How many of you have actually tried a Red Eye? (beer and tomato juice) Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. The mix of flavours is surprising.



  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    It's not so much the taste of tomato juice as the texture; it reminds me of... plasma.

    The only time I would drink it is on an aeroplane (remember those) when they offer the Complementary Beverage (remember those) and the minuscule snack. Tomato juice with Worcester and celery salt.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Waste of good beer.
  • Do not knock a Red One as it is called here in California until you have tried it. Great with a fresh caught trout at breakfast when out camping.
  • Ah. I deduce from the comment about California and camping that you don't mean tomato juice and beer, you mean tomato juice and lager.

    Still sounds disgusting.
  • Leorning CnihtLeorning Cniht Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Waste of good beer.

    I don't believe the honourable shipmate from Canada mentioned "good" beer. If what he had was Molson's or Labatt's, it's not like adding tomato juice to it would make it much worse.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Waste of good beer.

    I don't believe the honourable shipmate from Canada mentioned "good" beer. If what he had was Molson's or Labatt's, it's not like adding tomato juice to it would make it much worse.

    It would make thin fizzy tomato juice.
  • Other than I'm not very honourable, yes. Generic beer isn't harmed by adulteration. You may add some Tabasco sauce to a Red Eye if that tickles your fancy.

    Probably few of you have had a caesar either: clamato juice (tomato and clam juice), vodka, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce. A stick of celery or a pickle for garnish. Popular enough that Lucky Bastard makes a dill pickle vodka .
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Other than I'm not very honourable, yes. Generic beer isn't harmed by adulteration. You may add some Tabasco sauce to a Red Eye if that tickles your fancy.

    Probably few of you have had a caesar either: clamato juice (tomato and clam juice), vodka, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce. A stick of celery or a pickle for garnish. Popular enough that Lucky Bastard makes a dill pickle vodka .
    Why not add gefilte fish to make it really repulsive?

  • Bloody hell!

    Look, I know Saskatoon is wierd. It's got temperatures of minus 172 degrees at the height of summer and everyone has a walk on fridge in order to keep warm and the entire population could fit inside a passport photo booth.

    If that wasn't bad enough they mix beer and tomato juice.

    This thread shouldn't be about whether Americans and British speak a different language, it ought to be about how NoProfit inhabits a completely different planet to the rest of us.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Dafyd wrote: »
    There must surely be someone somewhere who likes tomato juice?
    There is - me - but I'm definitely sceptical about mixing it with beer. And I managed to spend 16 years in Canada without having a Caesar, although I did have a taste of one once, and it wasn't nearly as repulsive as I'd imagined.

    Like Firenze, I find it's often what I want to go with those silly little bags of pretzels* on the plane.

    * I appreciate that they have to eschew peanuts in case of allergic reactions, but I do rather miss them.

    My apologies to the Heavenly hosts - I've strayed a bit from the topic here. :blush:
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    There's a store called Lee Valley in Canada. Sells high gadgets, tools and garden stuff.

    Re drinks from above. Does any other locale have the drink called a "red eye"? Half beer, half tomato juice.

    Texas has a Red Eye Bloody Mary Mix. Usually, the hot sauce is very hot.

    They also talk about a Red Eye Beer which is half beer, half tomato juice, and a dash of hot sauce.

    Then there is this
    Texas Red-Eye

    The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
    Urban Dictionary
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate, Glory
    Hmmmm. I wonder if tomato and beer *soup* might work better? With an artisan grilled cheese sandwich. And a pile of German fries--either the very long shoestring type, or the slab/wedge type.
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